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Yo Marilyn,

 

> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Butch!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Garsh .. wuz sumpin' funny? ;-p

 

> Stop, I keep picturing that gnat's butt stretched... nevermind.. :)

 

Purty tight - huh? Since you be living down there in Florida now - and

even though where you are ain't Suth'ran, you never know when one'a them

Florida Panhandle folks might not slip on down and then you gotta know

how to tawk and unnerstan Suth'ran .. so here's a few more for you.

 

Finer'n frog hair, purtier'n ary speckled pup, cuter'n a bug's ear,

colder'n a well-digger's butt at midnight in a January snowstorm in

Montana, madder'n a wet hornet, rarer'n a honest politician, phoney as a

four dollar bill, nervous as long-tail cat in a room full'a rocking

chairs, uglier'n a warthog, harder'n last week's biscuits, gooder'n ary

angel,hotter'n a three dollar pistol, sneaker'n a eggsucking dawg,

slower'n molasses in December, meaner'n a cornered bobcat, faster'n

greased lightnin', welcome as a cold beer on a hot day, busier'n a

one-armed paper hanger, useless as teats on a boar hawg, older'n water,

poor'n a church mouse, serious as a heart attack, nastier'n a mangy dawg

whut done been whupped up on by a polecat, sincere as a high sheriff

kiss'n babies afore election time, and so on .. I reckon these here'll

get you started ... ;-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com

 

> Hugs,

> Marilyn

----------------

> > Hey Larrae,

> >

> > Momma Pajama wrote:

> > >

> > > lovely ~

> >

> > Us Suth'ran folks are very descriptive when we write or speak ..

> > gotta find some way to communicate with Yankees .. ;-p Butch

> >

> > > =)

> > >

> > > " Butch Owen " <butchbsi

> >

> > > > but sometimes the screen locks tighter'n a gnat's butt stretched

> > > > over a wagon wheel.

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Hey Butch,

 

Some 'a these we used back in N. England!!!!!!!!! And, since I did live in

Alabama ( and loved it once I figured out what the hell everyone was

saying........), for a few months at least, till the second Ex became an Ex

and since it (Bama) was the state he was from, I left - cried my eyes out cuz

I loved the place! Course this was back over 20 years ago, and somehow I

think we may even end up somewhere's bout's back there. Son was little then,

he had a suth'ren accent in two days - me.. I was " " " " The Yankee " , didn't

know what in heck they were saying...........stuff like:

 

Fixin to go to the KMart - HUH???????????? Fixin??? Just go! ROFL - till it

started sounding normal. :)

Been savin and using bacon grease for years, you're right - great

flavor!!!!!!! Taught from my mother-in-law all kinds of good stuff to cook

and we didn't HAVE or NEED a microwave! Boiled peanuts, fresh pecans right

off the trees, three growing seasons, collards and turnip greens (bacon

grease or if ya run out, a ham bone works good too........), hush puppies,

grits (son loves em, I don't), country fried steak, fried chicken, fried

everythings, laid back place, found out soda wasn't called soda (you're

right, they didn't understand me either at first) found out it was called

Pop, UNLESS it was Coke, then it was Coke, all others were called Pop, adding

the flavor after that. Grinders are Subs (they are here too) -

pizza.....just wasn't!

Kids called you Ma'am and Sir, or even if they were big, still called their

Mothers and Father's Momma and Daddy - loved it, loved it, loved it! Really

nice place, if'n they don't like yankees, they'll tell ya RIGHT up front and

give you a chance to prove you're ok, then you're not a real yankee anymore.

Can you tell I miss it?

 

Hugs,

 

Stay safe, be careful.......y'all........

 

Marilyn

 

Butch Owen wrote:

 

> Yo Marilyn,

>

> > ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Butch!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> Garsh .. wuz sumpin' funny? ;-p

>

> > Stop, I keep picturing that gnat's butt stretched... nevermind.. :)

>

> Purty tight - huh? Since you be living down there in Florida now - and

> even though where you are ain't Suth'ran, you never know when one'a them

> Florida Panhandle folks might not slip on down and then you gotta know

> how to tawk and unnerstan Suth'ran .. so here's a few more for you.

>

> Finer'n frog hair, purtier'n ary speckled pup, cuter'n a bug's ear,

> colder'n a well-digger's butt at midnight in a January snowstorm in

> Montana, madder'n a wet hornet, rarer'n a honest politician, phoney as a

> four dollar bill, nervous as long-tail cat in a room full'a rocking

> chairs, uglier'n a warthog, harder'n last week's biscuits, gooder'n ary

> angel,hotter'n a three dollar pistol, sneaker'n a eggsucking dawg,

> slower'n molasses in December, meaner'n a cornered bobcat, faster'n

> greased lightnin', welcome as a cold beer on a hot day, busier'n a

> one-armed paper hanger, useless as teats on a boar hawg, older'n water,

> poor'n a church mouse, serious as a heart attack, nastier'n a mangy dawg

> whut done been whupped up on by a polecat, sincere as a high sheriff

> kiss'n babies afore election time, and so on .. I reckon these here'll

> get you started ... ;-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com

>

> > Hugs,

> > Marilyn

> ----------------

> > > Hey Larrae,

> > >

> > > Momma Pajama wrote:

> > > >

> > > > lovely ~

> > >

> > > Us Suth'ran folks are very descriptive when we write or speak ..

> > > gotta find some way to communicate with Yankees .. ;-p Butch

> > >

> > > > =)

> > > >

> > > > " Butch Owen " <butchbsi

> > >

> > > > > but sometimes the screen locks tighter'n a gnat's butt stretched

> > > > > over a wagon wheel.

>

>

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