Guest guest Posted November 28, 2001 Report Share Posted November 28, 2001 ROFLMAO!! Had to read it TWICE! What a sad thing for an airforce brat to admit! LOL Cheers! Kathleen Petrides SmeLLeNNiuM: 101 Aromatic Stories http://www.101aromas.com - " Butch Owen " <butchbsi Wednesday, November 28, 2001 8:38 PM OT: Humor - Old Soldiers > A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking > Ol' Colonel at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him when > was the last time he had had sex. > > " 1956, " was his immediate reply. > > " No wonder you look so uptight! " she exclaimed. " Honey, you need to get > out more. " > > " I'm not sure I understand you, " he answered, glancing at his watch. > " It's only 2014 now. " > > > My Pictures of Aromatic Plants and Exotic Places In Turkey > http://members.home.net/chrisziggy1/triptoturkey.html > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 29, 2001 Report Share Posted November 29, 2001 A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking Ol' Colonel at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him when was the last time he had had sex. " 1956, " was his immediate reply. " No wonder you look so uptight! " she exclaimed. " Honey, you need to get out more. " " I'm not sure I understand you, " he answered, glancing at his watch. " It's only 2014 now. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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