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I thought with all of the pc problems lately, you all may enjoy the first

one.

Linda

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> Computer Error

>

> Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having

> trouble with her computer. So she called Dave, the

> computer guy, over to her desk. Dave clicked a couple

> buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking

> away, Judy called after him, " So, what was wrong? "

>

> And he replied, " It was an ID ten T error. "

>

> A puzzled statement ran over Judy's face. " An ID ten T

> error? What's that..in case I need to fix it again?? "

>

> He gave her a grin, " Haven't you heard of an ID ten T

> error before. "

>

> " No, " replied Judy.

>

> " Write it down, " he said, " and I think you'll figure

> it out. "

>

> She wrote: ID10T

>

> ````````````

>

> DEAD FROG TEST

>

> A kindergarten teacher was told by a pupil that he had

> found a frog. The teacher inquired as to whether it

> was alive or dead.

>

> " Dead, " she was informed.

>

> " How do you know? " she asked.

>

> " Because I pissed in his ear, " said the child

> innocently.

>

> " You did WHAT? " squealed the teacher in surprise.

>

> " You know, I leaned over and went 'Pssst'. He didn't move. "

>

>

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