Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 This came from one of my husband's friends - thought it amusing - could understand it!!! Ann - Scotland The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple'shouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see herdaughter-in-law standing naked by the door."What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked."I am waiting for my husband to come home from work,"the daughter-in-law replied."Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law."This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied."LOVE DRESS! You are naked," said the mother-in-law."But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and hemakes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate you leavingnow because he will be home any minute," the daughter-in-law continued.Intrigued by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the wayhome, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed,showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husbandtocome home.Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took her place bythedoor. The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife nakedbythe door."What are you doing," he asked."This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied."Needs ironing," he replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 Thanks Ann!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs, Marilyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 Ann- Too funny! Janet This came from one of my husband's friends - thought it amusing - could understand it!!! Ann - Scotland The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in- law standing naked by the door. " What are you doing, " the mother-in-law asked. " I am waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law replied. " Why are you naked, " asked the mother-in-law. " This is my love dress, " the daughter-in-law replied. " LOVE DRESS! You are naked, " said the mother-in-law. " But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy, " said the daughter-in-law. " I would appreciate you leaving now because he will be home any minute, " the daughter-in-law continued. Intrigued by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the " LOVE DRESS " and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the door. " What are you doing, " he asked. " This is my love dress, " the mother-in-law replied. " Needs ironing, " he replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 Good one Ann!!! Effie Ann <Ann Wednesday, November 14, 2001 3:29 PM Not AT - joke! This came from one of my husband's friends - thought it amusing - could understand it!!! Ann - Scotland The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple'shouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see herdaughter-in-law standing naked by the door. " What are you doing, " the mother-in-law asked. " I am waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law replied. " Why are you naked, " asked the mother-in-law. " This is my love dress, " the daughter-in-law replied. " LOVE DRESS! You are naked, " said the mother-in-law. " But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and hemakes me happy, " said the daughter-in-law. " I would appreciate you leavingnow because he will be home any minute, " the daughter-in-law continued.Intrigued by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the wayhome, she thought about the " LOVE DRESS " and got an idea. She undressed,showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husbandtocome home.Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took her place bythedoor. The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife nakedbythe door. " What are you doing, " he asked. " This is my love dress, " the mother-in-law replied. " Needs ironing, " he replied.My Pictures of Aromatic Plants and Exotic Places In Turkeyhttp://members.home.net/chrisziggy1/triptoturkey.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 In a message dated 11/14/2001 9:13:31 PM Central Standard Time, britchs writes: ......................................"Needs ironing," he replied. Tooooooo funny ! D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 16, 2001 Report Share Posted November 16, 2001 James W. French wrote: >men of course need more than ironing.. .. full cleaning, pressing, >inflating or deflating, few look good in a dress but some are ok with >the kilt... > Only if y'all have sexy knees *LOL* *Smile* Chris New Items! Jasmine Champagne Bath, Jasmine Bath Crystals, Jasmine Talc Free Dusting Powder, And Many More Jasmine Goodies! http://www.alittleolfactory.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 17, 2001 Report Share Posted November 17, 2001 men of course need more than ironing.. .. full cleaning, pressing, inflating or deflating, few look good in a dress but some are ok with the kilt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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