OT: Brother George

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You go, George!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W.

Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new

anti-terrorism process.

 

When Bush sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's

chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Akhund presses the

first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and

punches Bush in the face.

 

Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later

the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks

Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again Bush carries on

talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace.

 

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and

kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. " I'm headin'

back home! " he calmly tells the Afghan. " We'll finish these talks in

Washington in two weeks! "

 

A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As

the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm

and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation.

 

They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Akhund ducks and

nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few

minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again

nothing

happens. Bush roars with laughter.

 

They continue the talks and Akhund doesn't like the direction of the

discussion .. and when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up

again, but again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of

hysterics.

 

" Forget this, " says Akhund. " I'm going back to Afghanistan! "

 

George W. is rolling on the floor, laughing so hard he can't stand up.

He calms down and says, through tears of laughter, " What Afghanistan? "