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Hi,

 

Thought maybe we could use a little of both of these???

 

Hugs,

 

Marilyn

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WOMEN in Combat!

 

Take all American women who are within 5 years of menopause,

train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons,

grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac,

hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted,

preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do

what comes naturally.

 

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard

stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable = enough

to make even armed men in turbans tremble.

 

We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect

them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if

they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the

prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as

likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.

 

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,

hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some

cave will be no problem.

 

Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government?

Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws

and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ...(albeit

not successfully at all times..lol).. we understand tribal warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick

there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts

and money sources. We know how to find that money and we

know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help!

 

Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their

terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their G-d

forsaken terrain.

 

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RECIPE of the Day: Pumpkin Bread

 

Pumpkin is a terrific source of vitamins and fiber, and I love the

way it smells when it is baking. This recipe makes 2 loaves of

bread, muffins and even cupcakes.

 

 

 

Ingredients:

21/2 cups Flour

2 tsp. Baking Powder

1 tsp. Baking Soda

pinch of Salt

Cinnamon and Nutmeg to taste

2 eggs

3/4 cup Brown Sugar

2 TBS. Apple Cider or Apple Juice

1 tsp. Vanilla

2 cups pureed cooked Pumpkin

1/2 cup chopped Pecans (optional)

 

 

 

Preheat oven to 350 F. In a large bowl sift together dry ingredients.

In a smaller bowel beat together eggs, sugar, vanilla and

apple cider. Add liquids to dry ingredients and stir until well

combined. Add pumpkin and nuts and combine until fully

incorporated. Pour into non-stick loaf pans.

Bake for 50 to 60 minutes (less

time if making muffins or cupcakes) or until toothpick inserted in

center comes out clean.

 

And don't turn on the news while doing this.. relax!!!!!!!! :)

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