Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 Okay guys, here's one for ya! Towards the end of pregnancy, one gets more and more heavy, more and more and more tired, until all you want to do is die. THEN! You've got 47 hours of Wonderful LABOR to huff and puff through. You can't eat, or drink or SLEEP! So what happens the minute the baby's out? 24 hours of adrenaline rush! First of all, I want to know from which part of my exhausted body has the nerve to send out the adrenaline rush, cuz I want to cut it out, BEFORE I go into labor. Second of all, I want to know whose responsible for that joke of nature! I want to know who's to blame when I spend the next 5 years trying to catch up from the exhaustion of Pregancy, Labor, that stupid 24 hour adrenaline rush, and of course a baby that doesn't know night from day... >YAWN!< Off to go grocery shopping for a house full of horrible trolls! Cheers! Kathleen Petrides SmeLLeNNiuM: 101 Aromatic Stories http://www.101aromas.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 > Okay guys, here's one for ya! > > Towards the end of pregnancy, one gets more and more heavy, more and more > and more tired, until all you want to do is die. *Big Hugs* > > THEN! You've got 47 hours of Wonderful LABOR to huff and puff through. You > can't eat, or drink or SLEEP! Where did you hear that one from? I ate during labor, drank a LOT during labor and slept 3 seconds at a time in between contractions ... Have you been drinking your Red Raspberry Leaf Tea like a good girl??? > > So what happens the minute the baby's out? 24 hours of adrenaline rush! *LOL* I just wanted to die .. And then it was time to nurse! *LOL* > > First of all, I want to know from which part of my exhausted body has the > nerve to send out the adrenaline rush, cuz I want to cut it out, BEFORE I go > into labor. Lots of AT blends .. I used LOTS of AT blends ..... > > Second of all, I want to know whose responsible for that joke of nature! I > want to know who's to blame when I spend the next 5 years trying to catch up > from the exhaustion of Pregancy, Labor, that stupid 24 hour adrenaline rush, > and of course a baby that doesn't know night from day... Hehehehehehe ... > > >YAWN!< Off to go grocery shopping for a house full of horrible trolls! Soon to be even fuller Nanny Goat > Cheers! > Kathleen Petrides > SmeLLeNNiuM: 101 Aromatic Stories > http://www.101aromas.com *Hugs* Chris http://www.alittleolfactory.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 Kathleen Petrides wrote: > Okay guys, here's one for ya! > > Towards the end of pregnancy, one gets more and more heavy, more and more > and more tired, until all you want to do is die. > > THEN! You've got 47 hours of Wonderful LABOR to huff and puff through. You > can't eat, or drink or SLEEP! <I drank water, ginger ale and could've had apple juice - they give you " nothing " ???? Could've slept too, if the contractions weren't so close together - as for eating, I did that BEFORE I went to the hospital! <grin> > > > So what happens the minute the baby's out? 24 hours of adrenaline rush! <Adrenaline rush? Well, yea, but it sure didn't last 24 hours.. more like 24 minutes and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............. > > > > First of all, I want to know from which part of my exhausted body has the > nerve to send out the adrenaline rush, cuz I want to cut it out, BEFORE I go > into labor. <ya got me there!> > > > Second of all, I want to know whose responsible for that joke of nature! I > want to know who's to blame when I spend the next 5 years trying to catch up > from the exhaustion of Pregancy, Labor, that stupid 24 hour adrenaline rush, > and of course a baby that doesn't know night from day... <night from day? You had one of those too???? I figure the Dad's responsible, since he didn't go thru the pregnancy, labor... etc.. hey, you gotta blame someone, right? grin!> > > >YAWN!< Off to go grocery shopping for a house full of horrible trolls! <as the countdown begins and the house is gaining yet another one.. Kathleen! - you need a vacation!!!!!!! (after you have the lil one!) Big hugs! Marilyn > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 My midwives practically forced me to drink so many oz. every half hour to stay hydrated. I was also allowed to eat up until a certain point but I was so nauseous that I didn't eat all day. I slept off and on. I even tried to stay awake but at a certain point, I couldn't stay awake any longer and would pass out for a couple seconds between hard contractions. My body just took over and said, " You're going to sleep now, so you have energy later. " and I would fall asleep for those couple of seconds (that was with the first one--the other 2 the labor was too fast to sleep). My adrenaline rush lasted about 5 hours and then I slept for 3 full weeks the first time. LOL The second and third Baby, you don't get to sleep that much, but I sure could have! > > Kathleen Petrides wrote: > > > Okay guys, here's one for ya! > > > > Towards the end of pregnancy, one gets more and more heavy, more and > more > > and more tired, until all you want to do is die. > > > > THEN! You've got 47 hours of Wonderful LABOR to huff and puff > through. You > > can't eat, or drink or SLEEP! > > > > > > > So what happens the minute the baby's out? 24 hours of adrenaline > rush! > > > > > > > > First of all, I want to know from which part of my exhausted body > has the > > nerve to send out the adrenaline rush, cuz I want to cut it out, > BEFORE I go > > into labor. > > > > > > > Second of all, I want to know whose responsible for that joke of > nature! I > > want to know who's to blame when I spend the next 5 years trying to > catch up > > from the exhaustion of Pregancy, Labor, that stupid 24 hour > adrenaline rush, > > and of course a baby that doesn't know night from day... > > > > >YAWN!< Off to go grocery shopping for a house full of horrible > trolls! -- ~*~Erin~*~ WAHM to 3 Miracles born at home: Doodle ( how did she get to be 5??), Mommy's Little Man (3.5), Bean (*almost* 2) Owner of Eden Essentials http://edenessentials.ewahm.com I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. ~George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 Now I know what 19 days to go is LOL Helaine (who is done with all that TG!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2001 Report Share Posted October 15, 2001 Kathleen- ((Hugs)) we love you and will not remember anything you say after the baby is born, so complain, gripe, what ever, once the little angel from God arrives we will be too busy blessing him/her & you. Get it all out as you wish. Besides this baby is perfect, so adjusted he/she just fits into your lifestyle and in 6 months all you remember is this was an easy pregnancy. You are so blessed and we love you. Janet >Okay guys, here's one for ya! > >Towards the end of pregnancy, one gets more and more heavy, more and more >and more tired, until all you want to do is die. > >THEN! You've got 47 hours of Wonderful LABOR to huff and puff through. You >can't eat, or drink or SLEEP! > >So what happens the minute the baby's out? 24 hours of adrenaline rush! > >First of all, I want to know from which part of my exhausted body has the >nerve to send out the adrenaline rush, cuz I want to cut it out, BEFORE I go >into labor. > >Second of all, I want to know whose responsible for that joke of nature! I >want to know who's to blame when I spend the next 5 years trying to catch up >from the exhaustion of Pregancy, Labor, that stupid 24 hour adrenaline rush, >and of course a baby that doesn't know night from day... > > >YAWN!< Off to go grocery shopping for a house full of horrible trolls! >Cheers! >Kathleen Petrides >SmeLLeNNiuM: 101 Aromatic Stories >http://www.101aromas.com > > > > >My Pictures of Aromatic Plants and Exotic Places In Turkey >http://members.home.net/chrisziggy1/triptoturkey.html > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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