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A Kiss by any other Name ...

 

When he at last reaches and plants a kiss

On red lips which are right there and difficult to miss

He has in romantic terms sealed troth with a pledge

Which in TCM parlance is the meeting of Spleens

Standing atremble and embraced on eternity's edge.

 

Dr. Holmes Keikobad

MB BS DPH Ret. DIP AC NCCAOM LIC AC CO & AZ

www.acu-free.com - home based recertification for acupuncturists and health

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Dear Dr.Holmes Keikobad ,

thank you for the nice poetic presentaion.I did try a bit on wood.

here it goes:

 

from the green meadows of hun

a smile emerges for fun(?)

it tiptoes along chongmai

sits down on baihui,says hi

climbs the hearty mountains,

bathes in shen fountains,

bounces back to baihui,

says again hi,

sits down cross legged,

on the red headed

fleshy precisions of well defined lips,

makes gestures with finger tips,

WONDERS,do the lips exist or not.

(the red lipstick tries to get not hot)

wanders down along the slippery,kind, geography

of blood and fluids,glances the inner calligraphy,

holds hands with qi and takes it along

a joyous dance to make life prolong

discusses politics with zangfu just to get along...

...just to get along.

 

thanks and regards,

Satya Kuruvilla

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

> <BR>

> When he at last reaches and plants a kiss<BR>

> On red lips which are right there and difficult to miss<BR>

> He has in romantic terms sealed troth with a pledge<BR>

> Which in TCM parlance is the meeting of Spleens<BR>

> Standing atremble and embraced on eternity's edge.<BR>

> <BR>

> Dr. Holmesw.acu-free.com - home based recertification for acupuncturists and

> Keikobad<BR>

> MB BS DPH Ret. DIP AC NCCAOM LIC AC CO & amp; AZ<BR>

>

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Inspired by Satya:

 

Once upon a time, a pair of lips formed into a very kissable O in perpetual

fashion, came upon another pair, which for reasons best known to it, her,

him, was in a state of stait-lacedness, thus = , and seemed bent upon this

unfriendly mode.

 

The O lips asked, in gentle tone: Hi, what ails you?

 

Staright lips = :[turning surly] Ain't none of yer biziness! If ai likes to

be thus,

am and will remain so.

 

Round lips O: But in that case you will turn away kisses which might come

your way! Would that not be tragic?

 

Staright lips = :[relenting] Been this way since Woody Woodslacker invaded

me

insides and turned me Hassidic.

 

Round lips O: Acidic, you mean?

 

Staright lips = : Yus, Hassidic. An thus kissin and missin are far frum my

mind,

becaz an Upset Lip tends to vituperate tha Waters uf Romance, leadin' to

fytes anf flummoxes rather than lurid nytes.

 

Round lips O: Methinks there's a Remedy. Why don' you see a Soothsayer,

an Hack-u-punctural Needler, an Herbal Shburbal Apothee Harry Kerry.

 

Staright lips = : An' where may I find one?

 

Round lips O: There's a Sanctum Scantorum where the Lights of the Art

meet, gain entry and bessech.

 

Staright lips = : OK, in plain speakin' of the tongue, what's it called?

What search words?

 

Round lips O: Go onSchmoogle and hit 'TCM and Wise and Humble'.

 

Staright lips = : And?

 

Round lips O: And wait. Only one thing can go wrong then.

 

Staright lips = : I knew it! Whuts that?

 

Round lips O: Tha Overlord Atillio the Hun might suggest we stop messing his

bandwidth.

 

Dr. Holmes Keikobad

MB BS DPH Ret. DIP AC NCCAOM LIC AC CO & AZ

www.acu-free.com - home based recertification for acupuncturists and health

professionals

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