Fw: The Wife store

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 2:57 AM

Fw: The Wife store

 

 

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> Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:28 PM

> FW: The Wife store

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>> Effie Hoareau [Effie.Hoareau]

>> Tuesday, 19 February 2008 4:46 PM

>> undisclosed-recipients:

>> The Wife store

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>>> *A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City ,

>>> where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at

>>> the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

>>>

>>> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value

>>> of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The

>>> shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to

>>> go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

>>> the building!

>>>

>>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

>>> floor the sign on the door reads:

>>>

>>> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

>>>

>>> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign

>>> reads:

>>>

>>> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

>>>

>>> 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'

>>>

>>> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

>>>

>>> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good

>>> Looking.

>>>

>>> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

>>>

>>> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

>>>

>>> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking

>>> and Help With Housework.

>>>

>>> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

>>> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

>>>

>>> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help

>>> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

>>>

>>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the

>>> sign reads:

>>>

>>> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

>>> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

>>> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

>>> *

>>>

>>>

>>> *PLEASE NOTE:

>>>

>>> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives

>>> store just across the street.

>>>

>>> The first floor has wives that love sex.

>>>

>>> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

>>>

>>> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

>>> *

>>>

>>>

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