Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

[Guest guest]

The Olimpics in canada. I dont think most Americans could point to any one city in canada or name any state. I know I can not.

[Guest guest]

 

 

These are priceless.

 

Fw: Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

 

 

 

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter

 

Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are

 

asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted

 

on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a

 

joke; but the questions were really asked!

 

 

 

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England)

 

A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and

 

watch them die.

 

 

 

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)

 

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

 

 

 

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)

 

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

 

 

 

Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)

 

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

 

 

 

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them

 

in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)

 

A: What, did your last slave die?

 

 

 

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)

 

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big

 

country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in

 

Calgary. Come naked.

 

 

 

Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)

 

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll

 

send the rest of the directions.

 

 

 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)

 

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

 

 

 

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

 

A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.

 

Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,

 

straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

 

 

 

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

 

A: No, WE don't stink.

 

 

 

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I

 

sell it in Canada?(USA)

 

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

 

 

 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population

 

is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

 

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

 

 

 

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

 

A: Only at Thanksgiving.

 

 

 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)

 

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

 

 

have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a

 

kind of big horse with horns. (USA )

 

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone

 

walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine

 

before you go out walking.

 

 

 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

 

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

 

 

 

Please send this on to any Canadian (or others) who you think will enjoy it as much as I did.

 

 

[Guest guest]

Sheeesh---laughed so hard I nearly fell into the fire.... But y'all who want to see us in our igloos better git here quick---not sure we going to be able to keep this style of living up due to global warming---can someone from Africa please send the plans for a mud hut? bobjudy wrote:

These are priceless. Fw: Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo. Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo. Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host

the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles,

take lots of water. Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England) A: What, did your last slave die? Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of

Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and

in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada?(USA) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA ) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first. Please send this on to any

Canadian (or others) who you think will enjoy it as much as I did.

Bored stiff? Loosen up...Download and play hundreds of games for free on Games.

[Guest guest]

I am in Atlanta, and we moved here right before the 1996 Olympics. There was a story going round about how several people from New Mexico called to reserve tickets for certain venues and events. They were told by the operator here in good ole Atlanta that they would have to go thru the international operator. The person fully explained that New Mexico was part of the USA..no go....sad.There is a show called 1 vs 100. If you watch it you will see how ignorant the younger generation is. God help us all!!!

 

-----

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Olimpics in canada. I dont think most Americans could point to any one city in canada or name any state. I know I can not.

[Guest guest]

I was associated with people back in the 70s who had this commercial idea of building African yurts. I was merely associated, like, they were friends of mine. They were all excited over them and thought that the yurt was the answer to housing problems.

At this point in time, I don't even know where they are at, the friends that is. Do they still live in yurts in Africa?

 

-

Bea Bernhausen

Sunday, March 11, 2007 8:27 PM

Re: Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

 

 

 

Sheeesh---laughed so hard I nearly fell into the fire....

But y'all who want to see us in our igloos better git here quick---not sure we going to be able to keep this style of living up due to global warming---can someone from Africa please send the plans for a mud hut?

 

 

bobjudy (AT) bellsouth (DOT) net wrote:

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are priceless.

 

Fw: Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.

 

 

 

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter

 

Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are

 

asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted

 

on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a

 

joke; but the questions were really asked!

 

 

 

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England)

 

A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and

 

watch them die.

 

 

 

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)

 

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

 

 

 

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)

 

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

 

 

 

Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)

 

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

 

 

 

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them

 

in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)

 

A: What, did your last slave die?

 

 

 

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)

 

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big

 

country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in

 

Calgary. Come naked.

 

 

 

Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)

 

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll

 

send the rest of the directions.

 

 

 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)

 

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

 

 

 

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

 

A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.

 

Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,

 

straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

 

 

 

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

 

A: No, WE don't stink.

 

 

 

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I

 

sell it in Canada?(USA)

 

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

 

 

 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population

 

is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

 

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

 

 

 

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

 

A: Only at Thanksgiving.

 

 

 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)

 

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

 

 

have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a

 

kind of big horse with horns. (USA )

 

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone

 

walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine

 

before you go out walking.

 

 

 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

 

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

 

 

 

Please send this on to any Canadian (or others) who you think will enjoy it as much as I did.

 

 

 

 

 

Bored stiff? Loosen up...Download and play hundreds of games for free on Games.

[Guest guest]

When the " way out west " was being settled, a family found some land

they liked, built a cabin, a barn, and plowed a bunch of land. For the

next ten years, the Mrs. fretted, and fretted, because they didn't know

whether they were in Canada or USA. Finally, a survey crew showed up,

staking a line between the two countries. The little farmstead was just

barely inside the USA. Mrs. was so very relieved, because she had heard

that Canada always had such bad winters.

 

John

[Guest guest]

Yerts were tradtional housing of nomadic mongolian tribes .Not sure if

the african version which may have a structure which is similar enough

to be called yerts .

 

Billy Canada

 

, " Ed Siceloff " <siceloff

wrote:

>

> I was associated with people back in the 70s who had this commercial

idea of building African yurts. I was merely associated, like, they

were friends of mine. They were all excited over them and thought that

the yurt was the answer to housing problems.

> At this point in time, I don't even know where they are at, the

friends that is. Do they still live in yurts in Africa?

>

>

[Guest guest]

Okay--that's it then---yerts it is when the igloos melt--- I'm in Vancouver where we are hosting the winter Olympics in 2010---I'm thinking it might be a good plan to start selling the igloos and putting my money into yerts... Yerts------I like the sound of it---sounds very Canadian--eh? Yep I think even Bob and doug McKenzie could pronounce it. billy171john <billy171 wrote: Yerts were tradtional housing of nomadic mongolian tribes .Not sure if the african version

which may have a structure which is similar enough to be called yerts .Billy Canada , "Ed Siceloff" <siceloff wrote:>> I was associated with people back in the 70s who had this commercial idea of building African yurts. I was merely associated, like, they were friends of mine. They were all excited over them and thought that the yurt was the answer to housing problems. > At this point in time, I don't even know where they are at, the friends that is. Do they still live in yurts in Africa? > >

Never miss an email again! Toolbar alerts you the instant new Mail arrives. Check it out.