FDA declares regulatory authority over gravity; bans trampolines and exercise machines

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The FDA declares regulatory authority over gravity; bans trampolines and exercise machines (satire)By Mike Adams, May 19 2006Today the FDA declared that gravity is a medical device and urged Americans to stop using gravity to treat bone health disorders. Gravity has traditionally been used to promote bone mineral density, for without gravity, bones become weak and fragile (as astronauts quickly discovered). But apparently...