Guest guest Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 chuckle or choke ; ' we were in the process of pressing out a new cayenne tincture, When an Inebriate neighbor happends to the door, Trying to be friendly we let him in. As we are bottling the newly pressed elexirs He begins to ask what each is for, pouring over the cabinet like one posessed, he spies the shot glasses left in the corner. " What are you doing shots of? " he asks. The wife replies " Panther piss, cayenne, and echinacea plus " . No reply from the drunken one, " Which one is the Panther piss? " , He managed " The big jar with the yellow lid, " She replied. We put up the other bottles in the washroom, returning to the kitchen in time to see him down the contents of a shot glass, Momentarily... He became quite ill, into the trashcan. Fell to the floor and began to sweat profusely... " You guys are nuts, that stuff is hot as hell, " he groaned as he made his way on his feet. " This stuff is going to kill me. " Were his last words as he made the door. The wife and I laughed, turned to clean up the mess. As I put the new tinctures 'O cayenne in the cabinet I noticed that there was a quantity of it missing, ..... From a large jar. With a yellow lid... The wife quipped that she couldn't find all of the good lids, She used a Yellow one on the cayenne jar. The one that he had sampled. Next time I see him I Gotta tell him Not to mix his poisions, Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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