Test # 2 for Dementia

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Aptitude Test

 

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you

whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each

answer. The

 

questions are NOT that difficult. But

 

don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

 

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and

close the door.

 

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly

complicated way.

 

 

 

2 . How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

refrigerator?

 

Wrong Answer.

 

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the

elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through

the repercussions of your previous actions.

 

 

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

attend...

except one .

 

Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

just put him in there.

 

This tests your memory. Okay even if you did not answer the first

three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your

true abilities.

 

 

 

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles,

and you do not have a boat How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not

been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

 

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the

professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many

preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says

this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have

the brains of a four year old.

 

 

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

 

 

Eugenia Allen

 

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