Guest guest Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 ST. PATRICK'S DAY GROANERS Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter! Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus! Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy! Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame! Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A: Because they're very short-tempered! " I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day. " " Oh, really? " " No, O'Reilly! " http://www.blueaction.org " Better to have one freedom too many than to have one freedom too few. " http://babyseals.care2.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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