DUBYA'S LETTER: WAITING FOR THE WEDDING INVITE TO CHARLES WEDDING

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> Dubya's Letter: Waiting for the wedding invitation

>

>

> 27 Feb 2005 by

> Prince of Charles

> Buckingham Castle

> U of K

> Febuerry 27, 2005

>

> Dear Prince

>

> Hi, how ya doing. Congradulations on the wedding, I thought I'd

just

> rite to let you know my invite hasn't arrived yet, I gess it's

still

> in the mail. Me and Laura have got you a reel nice wedding present,

a

> reel Texas gas barbeykew. Boy, she's a reel man's thing, the

> barbeykew, I mean, not Laura, well I gess she is too, twin tanks,

ate

> berners, nine if you count the built-in microwave, and all done out

in

> black and crome, she's a reel beuaty. I gotta be honest with you, I

> was gonna keep it for myself but Laura said no, you've got seven

> already, you don't need another.

>

> Sorry I didn't get to see you while I was in Yoorup but I was reel

> busy, I was gonna apologise in the RPVS to the wedding invite but

like

> I say I haven't reseeved it yet. The worst part was when I had to

talk

> to Sheerac, boy I just wanted to call him a monkey surrendering

cheese

> boy but the guys had told me I'd better not in the innerests of

> innernational diplomassy. Sheesh, the only diplomassy he

unnerstands

> is a kick up his Eyeful Tower. We had to go to some kind of dinner

> with him, I figgered at least there would be some French fries and

> maybe a stake but there weren't any at all, just some disgusting

> cheese that smelled like somebody had been wearing it for a coupla

> months in the middle of the summer, if you take my meaning.

>

> Boy, let me tell ya, he's the worst but all them Yoorapeens are all

> reel wierd, not like us, speshally them Natonians, everybody just

kept

> saying what to me whenever I said anything. Funny thing though, I

> couldn't find Nato in My First Atlas, probbly reel small like

Monica

> and Frankenstine [presumably Liechtenstein - Ed.] Ackcherly I gess

> your kinda Yoorapeen reelly, too, in the U of K, but your more like

> America, you even speak American, sounds reel funny but we

unnerstand

> you pretty good. Well most of the time. Anyway, I was glad to get

back

> here to the good old US of A, just between ourselves I'm always

kinda

> worried when I go away in case Donny dissides to libberate

somewhere

> without my say so.

>

> Speaking of which, and keep this reel conffidential, don't go to

> Iranistan or Syriaq for your honeymoon if you catch my drift, OK,

one

> frend to another.

>

> Did ya see that photo of Condi in her lether boots with spiky heels

> and her short skirt? Boy, I tell ya, I was looking at that for a

long

> time but unforchernatly Laura caught me, she said what are you

smiling

> at, had to think quick so I said oh it's just something in this

> newspaper artickle about Condi. So she said oh reelly, well do go

on,

> so I said it's just a joke that Condi said. So Laura said OK what

is

> it then, so I had to think reel quick again so I said sorry, I

think

> there's somebody at the door, I'll go see. I think I got away with

it,

> won't be sure until I find out if I have to sleep on the Oval Offis

> floor again.

>

> Anyway I gotta go to Wal-Mart and get some pretzels ready to watch

the

> Oskers, so I should close for now. Looking forward to seeing you,

hope

> the invite gets here soon or I might think your not inviting me ha

ha!

> Just kidding.

>

> Say hi to your Mom and Dad for me, they're reel nice folks, tell

them

> I'll see them at the wedding.

>

> Your frend,

> George W. Bush, President and CEO, US of A.

>

> P.S. Maybe it would be easier just to fax the wedding invite.

>

> P.S. 2 Do you think you could arrange for me to sit next to Sherry

> Blair at the wedding?