Time to Save the World From the Female Body

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Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:53:05 -0800 (PST)

 

 

Time to Save the World From the Female Body

 

 

 

Time to Save the World from the Female Body

by Zoltan Abraham

February 25, 2005

 

Edward Stross, a Michigan artist has been sentenced to 30 days in jail

for painting a half-naked picture of the biblical Eve on the outside

of his art studio. He must also do two years of probation, pay a $500

fine, and cover up the offensive parts on his fresco.

 

Liberals are, predictably, outraged. But I say, it's about time that

scum like this hack get their comeuppance. How long will the world

stand idly by while these enemies of human decency seek to corrupt the

children and law-abiding men and women of the world through depictions

of the female form? How can anyone recover from the psychological

damage caused by beholding the unclothed female breast? Studies

indicate that in permissive countries, such as the socialist Northern

European abominations, suicide rates are far higher than in more

conservative lands. Sociologists, furthermore, agree that the

increased rate of self-slaughter is directly tied to exposure to

female upper body nudity. Time to take a stand and stop this madness.

 

I rejoice that District Judge Marc Santia had the guts and moral

fortitude to put this depraved Detroit lunatic where he belongs. The

fact that Stross has multiple sclerosis and will suffer intensely

inside a jail cell makes his punishment all the more fitting. My only

regret is that he did not get a life sentence.

 

But we cannot stop here. Although the liberal media have tried to

disguise this fact, the painting is in fact a copy of a fresco from

the infamous Sistine Chapel. What is the Sistine Chapel? It is a den

of iniquity. The Renaissance " artist " Michaelangelo, perhaps the most

loathsome Satan-worshipper in human history, declared moral warfare on

Western civilization through the infernal images with which he

desecrated those once holy walls. He painted naked men. He painted

naked women. He painted female breasts. Need I say more? In a better

age, he would have been burned at the stake. But in those tolerant

times, he was coddled by the liberal establishment.

 

And just where is the Sistine Chapel? Do you realize where it is? It

is in the Vatican, the seat of the Pope, the heart of the Roman

Catholic Church. The Pope himself has been known to walk through that

hideous chamber, sometimes on a daily basis. How can the leader of one

billion Catholics (who would like, in vain, to consider themselves

Christians) pollute his mind with such venomous sensory assaults on

both the psyche and the soul!

 

Can there be any doubt anymore that the old conspiracy postulations

are true? Can there be any doubt now that the Church of Rome is

controlled by the Illuminati, and Communists, and Free Masons! Can

there be any question that, after the thousands upon thousands of

benighted tourists leave and the doors of that ruinous place are shut

each night, the prelates of the Church gather to perform the most

unwholesome satanic rituals? How else can we explain the naked

paintings in the Sistine Chapel? How else can we make sense of the

depictions of uncovered female breasts?

 

But that is not all. The Bishop of Rome is on his deathbed now. Do you

realize how his successor will be selected? In keeping with an age-old

custom, the cardinals of the Church will gather in the Sistine Chapel.

Yes, in the Sistine Chapel, among those satanic images of human

rebellion against all that is good, all that is beautiful about our

temporal existence. There they will stay in council until they select

the new pontiff. There in the chapel of shame, of spiritual death, of

iniquity!

 

How can our nation allow such horror? We can ban all pictures of the

Sistine Chapel from our public schools and our public libraries – and

so we should. But some hapless citizens of our land might still be

forced to desecrate their eyes by looking upon reproductions of those

demonic paintings inside the many Catholic churches and institutions

present in our country today. On those days, Satan will laugh.

 

I can see only one solution. Let us take a break, for a few weeks,

from our campaign to bring peace and prosperity (through massive

aerial bombardment) to Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, and other

ludicrous rag-head nations. Let us reach out and help the fish-eating,

idol-worshipping pagans, who like to style themselves as Catholics.

Let us liberate the Catholic Church.

 

Gentleman, start your engines. It's time to bomb the Vatican.