Bush Changing His Name to God ;-)

[Guest guest]

http://tv./news/wwn/20050207/110778840001p.html

-

Latest News & Gossip - Weekly World News

-

BUSH CHANGING HIS NAME TO 'GOD'

-

Monday February 7, 2005

-

By JAKE ANDERSON

In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from

his reelection, he's changing his name to " God. "

-

" Bush has already remarked that God wanted him to be President, " a top

cabinet official says. " By changing his name to 'God,' he's just making

it official. "

Bush feels this will cement his authority, says the official. " Bush

can't wait to send a bill to Congress and say, 'Pass it. It's God's

will.'

-

" He told me, 'Whenever Democrats raise objections to my plan to

privatize Social Security, I'll just point to our currency where it says

'In God We Trust' and say, 'See? It says In ME we trust.' And when

protesters insist I should be impeached for lying about the war in Iraq,

I'll remind them that the Pledge of Allegiance says that the U.S. is

'one nation, under ME.' "

-

Bush also feels changing his name will give him more clout on issues

like teaching creationism in schools, faith-based social programs and

abortion.

-

Finally, the President also thinks it will help win the war on terror.

" When I say to the radical Muslims, 'This is the voice of God.

Surrender!' they'll stop attacking us, " Bush told the aide.

-

Many Democrats are going ballistic, but admit there isn't anything they

can do.

-

Says a top Democratic senator, " We can't come out against God. We'll get

killed. "

-

Find out who the World's Biggest Liar is and more in this week's

newsstand issue! Don't forget to pick one up!