Who's On First for the Next Generation!

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WHO'S ON FIRST - NEXT GENERATION

 

 

 

Who's On First for the Next Generation!

 

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

 

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

 

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

 

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

 

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

 

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

 

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

 

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

 

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

 

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

 

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

 

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of

China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle

East.

Condi: That's correct.

 

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

 

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

 

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get

me the

 

Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

 

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

 

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

 

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And

then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

 

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

 

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

 

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

 

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

 

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

 

 

 

 

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