The Hippocritic Oath

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The Hippocritic Oath

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 01:17:21 -0000

 

THE HIPPOCRITIC [1] OATH [2]

 

 

 

I swear under penalty of perjury to the Supreme Provider and to the

National Practitioner Data Bank, and all other existing databases, to

keep the following oath:

 

 

 

That I will be loyal to the profession of medicine by never healing

anyone, but instead will give only allopathic band-aids that cover up

symptoms;

 

 

 

That I will care for my patients only as deemed medically necessary by

the patient's insurance company, and that I will process his insurance

the same as anyone else, as to waive his coinsurance would be the

worst and most heinous health care fraud;

 

 

 

That if ordered by the Commander in Chief under the Model State Health

Emergency Powers Act, I shall accompany police into the homes of God's

people, and inject them with any concoction the Commander (although

practicing medicine without a license) shall order (even if I know

that such contains microchips or viruses that have emerged from my

Commander's laboratories);

 

 

 

That should the State wish to confiscate my patient's property, I

shall declare it " contaminated " ;

 

 

 

That I will prescribe a regimen for the good of my patients, not

according to my ability and judgment, but by the prescribed clinical

pathways using only drugs covered by the patient's insurance;

 

 

 

That I will not admit a patient to the hospital without

pre-certification of admission;

 

 

 

That I will not up code, and will keep the medical record free of any

admissions of medical mistakes;

 

 

 

That I will hasten the patient's demise should any complications

develop, since patient's family will recover smaller damages if the

patient is dead than if the patient is maimed for life;

 

 

 

That I will act as an Agent of the State, administering biological

warfare agents as per US Code, Title 50, Chapter 32, § 1520 and 1524;

even though doing so without the patient's consent is a violation of

the Nuremberg Code;

 

 

 

That whatsoever I shall see or hear of the lives of men and women that

should not be spoken, I will report to the State;

 

 

 

That whatever parent should decide not to inoculate their child with

disease, I shall immediately report to the SS (Social Services) so

that child can be immediately abducted from his home;

 

 

 

That whatever child in my care should be sexually assaulted, I shall

not document if the State says that the perpetrator is " immune " ;

 

 

 

That I shall not teach my patients about techniques of detoxification,

since to do so would make them aware that all of the allopathic

band-aids are toxic;

 

 

 

That should research paid for by the Medical-Military-Industrial

complex not reveal the expected results, I will use statistics to

twist the data; and should I discover my superiors are doing such, I

shall hide such to protect the institution;

 

 

 

If I keep this oath faithfully, may I always have a Mercedes in my

driveway; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the appropriate

authorities discipline me, have my privileges irrevocably extinguished

for all eternity, or order psychiatric treatment (whatsoever is

ordered by the Supreme Commander to prevent the death of medicine).

 

[1] " Hypocritical " - pretending to be what one is NOT

 

[2] Note that this oath replaces the HIPPOCRATIC OATH as per the

decision of the NYS DOH " In the Matter of Rebecca Roczen, MD, AKA

Rebecca Carley, MD on 7/11/03 "