to-do lists; 1st and 2nd terms

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Tue, 02 Nov 2004 06:49:57 -0800

" to-do " lists; 1st and 2nd terms

 

 

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First Term to Do List

 

Give mega rich and corporation that outsource jobs huge tax

break – check.

 

 

Go on vacation while terrorist plot attacks – check.

 

 

Cause massive unemployment because desperate people work cheap –

check.

 

 

Loose 3 million US jobs – check.

 

 

" Liberate " Iraq steal oil – check.

 

 

Cut Veteran's benefits – check.

 

 

Take overtime pay away from workers that make over 24,000 per

year – check.

 

 

Put America 1.4 TRILLION dollars deeper in debt – check.

 

 

Set new record for trade and budget deficit – check.

 

 

Drop workers wages by 5% - check.

 

 

Increase health insurance cost 64% - check.

 

 

Be sure at least 10 million families loose health insurance –

check.

 

 

Quit enforcing laws prohibiting hiring illegal aliens drop fine

from 1300 per year to 13 – check.

 

 

 

Second Term to do List.

 

 

 

Send notes to makers of evoting machines to thank them for land

slide victory.

 

 

Change Dick's batteries.

 

 

More tax cuts for MEGA rich and corporations that outsource

jobs.

 

 

Start Draft after another major terrorist attack that I fail to

prevent. Maybe a baby nuke this time.

 

 

Outlaw Abortions – make women take pregnancy test before they

leave the country so they don't try to break the law.

 

 

Do away with minimum wage

 

 

" Liberate " Iran steal oil

 

 

" Liberate " social security system steal money

 

 

Lose 10 million more jobs

 

 

Monkeywrench programs so we can " privatize " (steal) them.

 

 

Take overtime pay away from all workers

 

 

" Liberate " Cuba just for kicks, can't wait to see the look on

Fidel's face

 

 

Make sure that Halliburton and Carlyle have a lot more work.

 

 

Increase health insurance cost by 200%

 

 

Put America 3.4 TRILLION deeper in Debt.

 

 

" Liberate " Venezuela steal oil

 

 

 

Change that silly law that limits me to 2 terms.

 

 

Change system to tell them what they get not what they want.

 

 

Reduce wages by 20%.

 

 

Set new record for trade and budget deficit

 

 

" Liberate " Canada steal oil – must stop those bastard from

hurting drug company profit.

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