TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE VOTING

[Guest guest]

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE VOTING

AND ALL THRU THE HOUSE,

BUSH COULDN'T SLEEP

AND NEITHER COULD HIS SPOUSE.

HANGING CHADS WERE HUNG

BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE,

IN HOPES THEY'D BRING THE SAME LUCK

AS THAT OTHER 2,000 YEAR.

THE TWINS WERE NESTLED ALL SNUG IN THEIR BEDS,

WHILE AWOL GUARDSMEN WERE SOUGHT BY THE FEDS.

FINALLY SLEEP DID COME TO THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE,

AND SNUGGLED UP TO HIM WAS LAURA HIS SPOUSE,

WHEN SUDDENLY HE AWOKE WITH SUCH A GREAT START,

HE FELL OUT OF BED AND FRIGHTENED HIS HEART,

FOR OUT ON THE LAWN THERE WAS A GREAT CLATTER,

HE RAN TO THE WINDOW TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER,

WHEN SUDDENLY WHAT TO HIS WONDERING EYES DID APPEAR

BUT A MINIATURE SLEIGH WITH ALL HIS BUDDIES SO DEAR,

RUMSFELD, & CHENEY, WOLFOWITZ AND RICE

THE WHOLE GANG WAS THERE, IT WAS DELIGHTFULLY NICE,

BUT THEN OUT OF NOWHERE POWELL CAME UP FROM BEHIND

TO ANNOUNCE HE HAD SOMETHING OF WHICH TO REMIND,

TOMORROWS ELECTION DAY & THATS WHY I'VE COME BY

YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE, THEY REMEMBER YOU LIE!