Guest guest Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 > > > > > >A Japanese doctor says, " Medicine in my country is > >so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, > >put it in another, and have him looking for > >work in six weeks. " > > > >A German doctor says, " That is nothing, we can take > >a lung out of one person, put it in another, and > >have him looking for work in four weeks. " > > > >A British doctor says, " In my country, medicine is so > >advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, > >put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. " > > > >TheTexas doctor, not to be outdone, says, > > " You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain > >out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the > >country is looking for work. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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