Guest guest Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 courtesy from of one of our members. robotic bartender Fri, 8 Oct 2004 19:51:42 +0100 > >A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender engage in appropriate conversation. > > > > > > > >A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, " What's your IQ? " > > > > > > > >The man replies, " 150. " > > > > > > > >And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. > > > > > > > >The customer is very impressed and thinks, " This is really cool. " He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. > > > > > > > >Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, " What's your IQ? " > > > > > > > >The man responds, " 100. " > > > > > > > >And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc. > > > > > > > >Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one > > >more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, " What's your IQ? " > > > > > > > >The man replies, " 50. " > > > >And the robot says, " So, you gonna vote for Bush again? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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