Another Tasteless Crude Joke! Enjoy !

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Heaven ( Another tasteless crude joke! Enjoy!)

 

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with

St.Peter at the pearly gates when all of a sudden she hears the most

awful, blood-curdling screams.

 

" Don't worry about that, " says St. Peter, " it's only someone having

the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings. "

 

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the

conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

 

 

" Oh my God, " says the old lady, " now what is happening? "

 

" Not to worry, " says St. Peter, " She's just having her head drilled to

fit the halo. "

 

" I can't do this, " says the old lady, " I'm going to hell. "

 

" You can't go there, " says St. Peter. " you'll be raped and sodomized. "

 

 

" Maybe so, " says the old lady, " but I've already got the holes drilled

for that. "