Guest guest Posted August 29, 2004 Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 > Sat, 28 Aug 2004 19:25:06 -0700 (PDT) > Fwd: GOP Convention Schedule > ___________ > : > Republican National Convention Schedule > New York, NY > 6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry > Falwell > 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance > 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd > amendment) > 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing > 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military > deferment > 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong > 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries > 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for > dinner > 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next > 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh > 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after > your children > 8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights > (MEN only) > 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of > the future > 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings " I Can't Help Lovin' Dat > Man " > 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong > 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of > forest fires > 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings > 10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas > 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy > 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and > talk macho > 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark > deer-in-headlights stare > 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory > Kevlar chastity belt > 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black > Republicans > 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong > 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our > nation's economy > 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata > 11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: > Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult > 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again > 11:35 PM Blame Clinton > 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies > 11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself > 12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy > Supreme Planetary Overlord > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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