Medical Dictionary

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> " Misty L. Trepke " <mistytrepke

> Mon, 23 Aug 2004 20:27:22 -0000

> [s-A] Medical Dictionary

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> Medical Dictionary

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> Acute: Opposite of an ugly

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> Artery: The study of paintings

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> Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

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> Barium: What doctors do to dead patients

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> Benign: What you are after you're eight.

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> Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U

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> Cat scan: Searching for a kitty

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> Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

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> Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome

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> Colic: A sheep dog

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> Concussion: A prisoner's sofa

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> Congenital: To be friendly

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> D & C: Where the White House is

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> Dilate: To live too long

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> Enema: Not a friend

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> Fester: Quicker

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> Fibula: A small lie

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> GI series: A soldier ball game

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> Hangnail: A coat hook

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> Impotent: Distinguished, well known

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> Jaundice: To include in a group

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> Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives

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> Labor pain: Getting hurt at work

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> Leper: A wild cat

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> Malaria: Shopping place

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> Medical staff: A doctor's cane

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> Morbid: A higher bid

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> Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

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> Node: Was aware of

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> Outpatient: A person who fainted

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> Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis

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> Post-operative: A letter carrier

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> Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.

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> Rectum: It almost killed him

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> Rheumatic: Amorous

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> Secretion: Hiding something

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> Seizure: A Roman emperor

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> Serology: Study of English Knighthood

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> Tablet: A small table

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> Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport

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> Tumor: More than one

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> Urine: Opposite of you're out

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> Varicose: Nearby

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