The Successes of President George Bush

[Guest guest]

The Successes of President George Bush

 

Dear Reader,

 

I'm getting sick and tired of my fellow Americans

saying that the presidency of George W. Bush is a

failure. With the string of successes he's had,

nothing could be further from the truth. Let me list a

few:

 

1. He has successfully rid America of that troubling

budget surplus and turned it into a $500 billion

deficit.

 

2. He has successfully helped America's trading

partners have the highest trade surplus with us in

America's history.

 

3. He has successfully lowered the taxes for the

richest Americans and corporations at the expense of

99% of the American population.

 

4. He has successfully started another Viet Nam in

Iraq after lying to the whole world.

 

5. He has successfully pushed the price of gas up to

the highest level ever here in America.

 

6. He has successfully allowed American corporations

to dramatically increase their pollution.

 

7. He has successfully thrown about 10% of the

population out of work.

 

8. He has successfully allowed corporations to export

our best middle-class jobs.

 

9. He has successfully divided our country as never

before.

 

10. He has successfully driven our oldest allies away.

 

11. He has successfully united the terrorists as never

before (he said all along he was a uniter, not a

divider).

 

12. He has successfully broken his oath to uphold the

constitution of the United States of America.

 

13. He has successfully united Democrats (yay!) as

they haven't been for years (I told you he was a

uniter).

 

14. He has successfully driven me out of the

Republican party for the rest of my life.

 

You know, with a string of successes like that, it's a

wonder America is still standing.

 

Feel free to add to this list and pass this on.