Guest guest Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 > NEW STD FOUND BY CDC > > > > ATLANTA . The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning > about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The > disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The > disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced “gonna re-elect > him.” Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed > for the past four years. > > Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: > antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic > overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new > information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept > responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, > uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, > tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing > behavior. > > Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive > disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. > Beware . . . >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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