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Happy Friday! Today we bring you the usual Friday health hilarity in

the form of a Health Roundup:

 

http://www.newstarget.com/017150.html

 

Here's a taste:

 

The FDA has finally approved a drug for treating chronic constipation.

The agency strained over the decision for quite some time before

finally unleashing it upon the American public. The real breakthrough?

It finally occurred to one FDA bureaucrat that the new anti-obesity

product, Alli (Orlistat) caused so much diarrhea and involuntary anal

discharge that it doubled as an anti-constipation drug.

 

So now it's a two-fer: Take Alli and you can treat obesity at the

same time you solve your constipation problems. Just be sure to have a

few extra pairs of underwear on hand in case the small-print side

effects turn out to be true. Or else your dog won't be the only thing

your friends call " Spot. "

 

.... continues at http://www.newstarget.com/017150.html

 

- Mike Adams, the Health Ranger