Guest guest Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 THE CLOWN CHAKRA The clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: SERIOUSNESS. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything, from Cancer to Re-incarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra: it is called the Clown chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is in the pits, if they are in ill-health, if they need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the Scientists have observed under high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face :-( and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face :-) The Scientists realised that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells and his body has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying " I Lack Love " , or ILL for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease, or dis-eased. When the Clown Chakra is open and working (or rather playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up the misery, pain, or anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness etc. and converts the energy into tiny heart shaped balloons. The red, heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cells or situation and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red, heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling or separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect. So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualise sending that person red, heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open, and remember to laugh! SERIOUSNESS CAUSES REINCARNATION. ____________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals..ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 This smacks of Beyondananda---is it?---Thanks for reminding me...Janice Ashby <oneplanet4life wrote: THE CLOWN CHAKRAThe clown Scientists have found that all our problemscan be placed under one heading: SERIOUSNESS.Seriousness is the leading cause of everything, fromCancer to Re-incarnation.Scientists from the Clown Academy have alreadydiscovered a new source of healing. It is a psychicenergy point located between the heart chakra and thethroat chakra: it is called the Clown chakra. Ifpeople are feeling miserable, if they have financialproblems, if their relationship situation is in thepits, if they are in ill-health, if they need to suepeople, if they find fault with their brother, thenobviously their Clown Chakra is closed.When this happens, the Scientists have observed underhigh-powered microscope that the cells of every organdisplay a sad face :-( and when the Clown Chakra isopen and functioning normally, the cells display ahappy face :-)The Scientists realised that if a person is ill, it isbecause his mind has projected guilt onto the cellsand his body has forced out the love that is normallyfound within each cell of the body. The cells aretherefore saying "I Lack Love", or ILL for short. Thescientists also discovered that all disease is due tothe fact that the cells are out of ease, or dis-eased.When the Clown Chakra is open and working (or ratherplaying) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up themisery, pain, or anger, resentment, grievances,unhappiness etc. and converts the energy into tinyheart shaped balloons. The red, heart-shaped balloonscontain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed tothe dis-eased cells or situation and a happy faceappears instantly. When the light enters the darkness,the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red,heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due tothe fact that when anyone experiences them, thefeeling or separation ends. They experience being backhome with All That Is and hence are no longer anorphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin)effect.So if you think someone is attacking you, ClownScientists recommend that you visualise sending thatperson red, heart-shaped balloons filled with Love andJoy.Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open, and rememberto laugh!SERIOUSNESS CAUSES REINCARNATION.____________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals..ca«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§«¤»¥«¤»§ - PULSE ON WORLD HEALTH CONSPIRACIES! §Subscribe:......... - To :.... - Any information here in is for educational purpose only, it may be news related, purely speculation or someone's opinion. Always consult with a qualified health practitioner before deciding on any course of treatment, especially for serious or life-threatening illnesses.**COPYRIGHT NOTICE**In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107,any copyrighted work in this message is distributed under fair use without profit or payment to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for non-profit research and educational purposes only. http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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