Guest guest Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and pointHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They WantFries with That.4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone hasgotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."8. Don't use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After TheyAnswer.11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."12. Sing Along At The Opera.13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play TropicalSounds All Day.15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend TheirParty Because You're Not In The Mood.16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are GoingTo Have To Let One Of You Go."And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's CalledTherapy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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