A Likely Story

[Guest guest]

Lucky FrogA man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. Heis on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen.He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron"The man looks around and doesn't see anyone."Ribbit. 9 Iron."He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, putshis other club away, and grabs a 9 iron.Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He saysto the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks."Ribbit. 3 wood."The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom ! Hole in one. The man isbefuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day,the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks thefrog, "OK where to next?"The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do youthink I should bet?"The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000,black 6."Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comessliding back across the table.The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repayyou. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, hedeserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 yearold girl."And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room

 

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