watch what you eat

[Guest guest]

For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief toknow the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacksthan the British or Americans.2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacksthan the British or Americans.3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than the British or Americans.4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also sufferfewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fatsand suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English isapparently what kills you. ---------"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown------