Guest guest Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 How many members of Alternative Answers does it take to change a light bulb? Let's see: Five, to notice the lightbulb needs replacing. Seven, to congratulate the first five on their powers of observation. Twenty two to offer their particular brand of light bulb as a replacement. Thirty-nine to protest the mentioning of a particular brand. Thirty-seven to protest the thirty-nine, and say that they like to hear what kinds of lightbulb are available. Thirteen to complain about the bickering. Eleven to try to as a result of bickering and complaints and sheer overwhelming volume. Seventeen offering helpful hints to the would-be . I lost count. But we get the idea. One of these days the moderator will return. Until that time, let's relax and behave ourselves. The best way to deal with posts you don't like is to IGNORE and DELETE. Otherwise we get a multiplier effect. And by the way, I am against posts that are straight commercials, but if I cannot mention what I use and also sell once in a while I am out of here. Ien in the Kootenays http://freegreenliving.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Lololololol Samala, ---- How many members of Alternative Answers Does it take to change a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Well said Ien! Jenny --- Ieneke van Houten <ienvan wrote: > How many members of Alternative Answers > does it take to change a light bulb? > > Let's see: > > Five, to notice the lightbulb needs replacing. > Seven, to congratulate the first five on their > powers of observation. > > Twenty two to offer their particular brand > of light bulb as a replacement. > Thirty-nine to protest the mentioning of a > particular brand. > > Thirty-seven to protest the thirty-nine, and say > that they like to hear what kinds of lightbulb > are available. > > Thirteen to complain about the bickering. > Eleven to try to as a result of > bickering and complaints and sheer overwhelming > volume. > Seventeen offering helpful hints to the would-be > . > > I lost count. But we get the idea. > > One of these days the moderator will return. > Until that time, let's relax and behave ourselves. > The best way to deal with posts you don't like > is to IGNORE and DELETE. Otherwise we get a > multiplier effect. > > And by the way, I am against posts that are > straight commercials, but if I cannot mention what > I use and also sell once in a while I am out of > here. > > Ien in the Kootenays > http://freegreenliving.com > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > Quantum Biofeedback Therapy Remote Healing or Local Sessions www.QuantumAssociatesofUtah.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 I loved that.....it adds some humor which is what we all need once in a while!!!!! Lynn blue_texasgal- -- In , Jenny Kernan <rainysnana wrote: > > Well said Ien! > > Jenny > --- Ieneke van Houten <ienvan wrote: > > > How many members of Alternative Answers > > does it take to change a light bulb? > > > > Let's see: > > > > Five, to notice the lightbulb needs replacing. > > Seven, to congratulate the first five on their > > powers of observation. > > > > Twenty two to offer their particular brand > > of light bulb as a replacement. > > Thirty-nine to protest the mentioning of a > > particular brand. > > > > Thirty-seven to protest the thirty-nine, and say > > that they like to hear what kinds of lightbulb > > are available. > > > > Thirteen to complain about the bickering. > > Eleven to try to as a result of > > bickering and complaints and sheer overwhelming > > volume. > > Seventeen offering helpful hints to the would-be > > . > > > > I lost count. But we get the idea. > > > > One of these days the moderator will return. > > Until that time, let's relax and behave ourselves. > > The best way to deal with posts you don't like > > is to IGNORE and DELETE. Otherwise we get a > > multiplier effect. > > > > And by the way, I am against posts that are > > straight commercials, but if I cannot mention what > > I use and also sell once in a while I am out of > > here. > > > > Ien in the Kootenays > > http://freegreenliving.com > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > > removed] > > > > > > > Quantum Biofeedback Therapy > Remote Healing or Local Sessions > www.QuantumAssociatesofUtah.com > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 and one to suggest turning off the lamp and opening the blinds to let the real light in! it is a beautiful day in the universe - look to light and feel the energy, peace and love! happy thoughts of love, peace and light annie Check out the all-new Mail beta - Fire up a more powerful email and get things done faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Annie wrote: and one to suggest turning off the lamp and opening the blinds to let the real light in! it is a beautiful day in the universe - look to light and feel the energy, peace and love! happy thoughts of love, peace and light annie> BRILLIANT! Ien in the Kootenays http://freegreenliving.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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