Guest guest Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I loved this and had to share. Hugs...Martha Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by AVG Anti-virus System http://www.grisoft.com - Jane R. Skwirut MAXINE'S LIVING WILL I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Thank you, Martha. I'm keeping this one. LOL WW Martha C <dobermom56 wrote: I loved this and had to share. Hugs...Martha Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free Checked by AVG Anti-virus System http://www.grisoft.com - Jane R. Skwirut MAXINE'S LIVING WILL I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest guest Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ROFLMAO~! I can relate! I love that " CHOCOLATE " is in there so many times. My kinda woman! Thanks for sharing this with our group. It's a hoot! Always ~ Kim > MAXINE'S LIVING WILL > > I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive > indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be > put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 > " Martha C " <dobermom56 > ><jorsbud, <anjaswenson, >, <fethrdbabies >, > " Celeste " <schwendiman >CC: " Molly Meidinger " <mollymei > Fw: living will >Wed, 6 Dec 2006 08:02:38 -0700 (Mountain Standard Time) > > I loved this and had to share. > >Hugs...Martha > > > > >Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free >Checked by AVG Anti-virus System http://www.grisoft.com > > >- >Jane R. Skwirut >MAXINE'S LIVING WILL > >I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive >indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be >put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade >biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in >simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I >fail to ask for at least one of the following: >Glass of wine >chocolate >Margarita >chocolate >Martini >Cold Beer >chocolate >Chicken fried steak >cream gravy >chocolate >Mexican food >chocolate >French fries >chocolate >Pizza >chocolate >ice cream >cup of tea >chocolate >Chocolate >Sex >Chocolate >It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a >determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and >attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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