A work in progress: And then there was Soy

[Guest guest]

Here is a silly rambling refrain chiding our establishment.

 

Feel free if inclined to improve on it. It must contain errors! It was

just dashed off after reading the latest posts!

 

Please keep the same name; " THE SOY GOD "

 

 

Best Regards,

 

 

Lorenzo

 

 

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" THE SOY GOD "

 

 

Once upon a time there was only Whale oil, Butter and Tallow and Lard, and

the people were seldom found with weak hearts or cancer.

 

Then came Coconut and Margarine made of Coconut oil! Palm oil, Olive oil

and Crisco ! and the people saved money. Then came Sugar and Corn syrup.

And the people saved more money!

 

Then came the MBA Angel: Coconut oil is foreign, Palm oil is bad, Soy oil

is cheap, Corn oil is cheap; let us ban foreign oil.

 

Then came bad Cholesterol , and butter was bad. And all food that was real

and natural was bad.

 

Then came the Heart attack and the Cancer. Then came the Chemo and

Radiation.

 

And then everything that was food had to be bland and sweet and soft.

 

Then arose the Cancer industry; Bypass was perfected.

 

And Medicare paid to Cut, Poison and Toast the Cancer cell; But it fried

the T Cell also.

 

Then the people were compliant and started support groups to help the

Doctors buy Yachts.

 

Then came the and tiny seeds of truth were scattered across the land.

 

And California said thou shalt not persecute the innocent Doctore who does

not pray to the God phizor!

 

And a few voices cried out! Tax sugar, tax flour, tax Soy, tax bad fats!

 

But they were not heard.

 

And the people got fatter.

 

And the Children died before their Parents.

 

And the Medicare paid for all the new chemicals.

 

And the children died before their parents.

 

And the Doctores hailed the God Pfizor and the Blue Angel Nexium. And the

God Phizor said let there be money in their pockets and the Doctores saw

that chronic was good and wellness was no cash.

 

And the Phizor God joined the ReutersNewService God and they educated and

medicated and the Children died before the Parents.

 

And the FDA God said ; We must find a " miracle " cure for all problems even

if it kills only a billion testing a Million Cures.

 

And the phizor God said; one molecule must be changed in every leaf, and

another in every root, so that Dollars may accrue!

 

And the TV said: and the TV Said: And the TV said: and the TV Said: And

the TV said: and the TV Said: And the TV said: and the TV

Said:\....................

 

And the people prayed for the newest pills, and the people prayed to pay for

the latest pill.

 

and the Children died before the Parents.

 

And the longest lived farmers sent their Children to the City to eat the

pyramid of flour, sugar and vegetable oil.

 

 

and the Children died before the Parents

 

 

......and the Children died before the Parents

 

 

...........and the Children died before the Parents

 

 

..'''''''.......and the Children died before the Par............

 

 

...................the Children died before.................................

 

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died....................................................

 

 

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Best Regards,

 

Lorenzo

 

More than half of the advisors to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)

have financial relationships with pharmaceutical companies that have an

interest in FDA decisions.

 

 

 

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