KFC plans to discontinue commercials touting its fried chicken as part of a healthy diet

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By Mark Morford - morningfix

 

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Fried chicken restaurant and noted irritating rash on the ass of all that is

healthy and good, KFC plans to discontinue commercials touting its fried chicken

as part of a healthy diet, a campaign that a consumer group complained was

deceptive and that everyone alive who saw it felt was pretty much the stupidest

damn thing they'd seen since Jared from Subway sat there sucking down 6-inch

veggie subs every goddamn day for like 10 years straight or whatever.

 

Company spokeswoman Bonnie Warschauer, yet another one of those sad lost people

who used to have colorful amazing dreams but who somehow through a slew of

really bad choices and massive doses of anti-depressants slouched into this

weird gig where they basically sit around all day defending yet another noxious

corporate monster from regular accusations pointing out how evil and poisonous

their products are, said the ads will stop airing Friday as part of the " normal

course of business " after a nearly four-week run.

 

" This in no way means we admit to the notion that our de-beaked chemically

blasted factory farmed heavily hormoned disease-addled tightly caged

never-see-the-sun chicken-like creature/blobs are in any way unhealthy to the

toxic all-American chemically saturated diet we cram down your throats you sad

gullible suckers, " she should've added, teetering on her heels as the various

behavioral meds raced through in her bloodstream in a valiant if ultimately

doomed battle to keep her from crying, later.

 

 

 

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