Guest guest Posted November 22, 2003 Report Share Posted November 22, 2003 Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. " The third surgeon says, " No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like mechanics ...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would. " But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. " NEW WEB MESSAGE BOARDS - JOIN HERE. Alternative Medicine Message Boards.Info http://alternative-medicine-message-boards.info Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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