Guest guest Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 This is too funny! And, too true. mjh > In The Beginning... > > In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower > and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man > and Woman would live long and healthy lives. > > Then using God's great gifts, > > Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Creme. > > And Satan said, " You want chocolate with that? " And Man said " Yea. " And > woman said, " And another one with sprinkles. " And they gained 10 pounds. > > And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure > that man found so fair. > > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the > cane, and combined them. And woman went from size 2 to size 16. > > So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " > > And Satan presented thousand-Island Dressing and garlic toast on the > side. And man and woman unfastened their belts following the repast. > > God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil > in which to cook them. " > > And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big > it needed its own platter. And man gained more weight and his > cholesterol went through the roof. > > God then brought running shoes so that his children might loose those > extra pounds. > > And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to > toil changing the channels. > > And man and woman laughed and > cried before the flickering light and gained pounds. > > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming > with > nutrition. > > And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy > center into chips and deep-fried them. > > And man gained pounds. > > God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and > still satisfy his appetite. > > And Satan created McDonald's and it's 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then > he said, " You want fries with that? " And man replied, " Yea! And super > size 'em. " And > > Satan said " It is good. " And man > went into cardiac arrest. > > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...... > > .and Satan created HMOs > MJH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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