Guest guest Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Just wanted to share my all time favorite ChristmasCookie with the people that I truly care about. Here it is. Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Jack Daniel's Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. !A!dd one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point , it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the!w!indow, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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