Guest guest Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Livening Up Thanksgiving Dinner1. Load your plate up high; take it to the kitchen, toss it all inthe blender and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce thatit's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.2. When everyone says, in turn, what they are thankful for, say, "I'mthankful I didn't get caught," and refuse to say anything more.3. Bring along old-recorded football games and pop them in the VCRwhen Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutesof the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turnon the regular TV.4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusiveconditions known to exist at turkey farms.5. During mid-meal, turn to Mom and say, "See mom, I told you theywouldn't notice that the turkey was past the expiration date. Youwere worried for nothing."author unknown Warm November BlessingsFrom Jennifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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