Guest guest Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotlinewhere people call to get advice how to cook a Turkey from the experts* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 tofind out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer thequestion, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the birdweighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still runningaround outside."* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn'tThanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wantedto know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu* Then there's the time a lady was picking through the frozenturkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoughfor her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys getany bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."original author unknown Warm November BlessingsFrom Jennifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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