How to give yourself cancer in five easy steps

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How to give yourself cancer in five easy steps

 

How to give yourself cancer in five easy steps

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How to give yourself cancer in five easy steps

 

Following with our ever-popular series on " How to Get Disease, " this

article discusses how to give yourself a raging case of cancer. It could

be breast cancer, colon cancer, prostate cancer or even something like

leukemia. By following the instructions in this article, you can give

yourself almost any form of cancer desirable and if you pursue these

strategies to their fullest potential, you could end up with several

different forms of cancer all at once. So, let's get started and learn

how to give yourself cancer.

 

If you're aiming for a raging case of cancer, the first thing you've got

to do is start consuming food ingredients that actually promote cancer.

One of the most powerful cancer-promoting food ingredients of all is

called sodium nitrate. This is an ingredient that is added to virtually

all packaged meat products including hot dogs, pepperoni, ham, lunchmeat

and other similar products. You'll also find it in bacon, sausages and

most breakfast meats. It's listed right on the ingredients labels of all

of these foods. In order to find sodium nitrate, all you have to do is

walk around the grocery store, read the ingredients labels of various

packaged meat products and purchase those products that contain it.

Then, consume them on a frequent basis and before long, you will greatly

increase your odds of being diagnosed with cancer.

 

There are other ingredients that are suspected of causing cancer. These

include hydrogenated oils, aspartame, saccharin and artificial colors,

to name a few. A diet that is very high in refined carbohydrates has

also been clinically shown to increase your odds of being diagnosed with

cancer, so be sure to get plenty of these foods in your pro-cancer diet.

That means chowing down on white bread, sweetened breakfast cereals,

white fluffy pancakes, candy bars, granola bars, cookies, crackers and

sweets of all kinds.

 

The next thing you can do to give yourself cancer is one of the more

obvious things: take up a smoking habit. The more you smoke, the more

likely you are to get cancer, especially if you're eating cancer-causing

foods and ingredients as discussed above. By smoking, you will multiply

the carcinogenic effect of everything else in your life. Before long,

you will succeed in your goal at being diagnosed with cancer.

 

If you'd like to move things along a little more quickly, you can also

stay out of all sunlight and use plenty of sun block and sunscreen any

time you go outside. This will prevent natural sunlight from touching

your skin. Now, how will this give you cancer? It turns out that natural

sunlight is powerful prevention for cancer. People who get plenty of

natural sunlight have a greatly reduced risk of being diagnosed with

prostate cancer, breast cancer and many other disorders that aren't

cancer-related such as osteoporosis and mental depression. By staying

out of the sun or using sun block and sunscreen every time you're under

the sun, you can prevent your body from preventing cancer, thereby

giving yourself a much greater risk for cancer with each passing day. If

you find it difficult to avoid the sun, just get a night shift job where

you work all night and sleep all day. That's a hugely successful

pro-cancer strategy.

 

Another thing you can do is avoid all physical exercise. It turns out

that moving your body helps you prevent cancer. Part of the reason is

that body movement moves lymph fluid around, and this is an important

function of your immune system that fights cancerous cells. If you

refrain from all body movement, you will hamper your body's ability to

fight off cancer, thereby further increasing your odds of being

diagnosed with this chronic disease.

 

One thing to keep in mind in all of this is that everybody has cancer

right now. In other words, there are cancerous cells in the human body

of every person who is living and breathing right now, at this very

moment. All you have to do to get diagnosed with cancer is make sure

your immune system is sufficiently suppressed so that your body can't

take care of the cancerous cells on a regular basis. In other words, if

you destroy your immune system function through poor nutrition, nutrient

depletion, smoking, lack of sunlight and lack of physical exercise, then

it won't be able to do its job of cleaning up cancerous cells around the

body and as a result, cancer will become a full-blown disease in no

time.

 

In fact, all of these strategies for giving yourself cancer have one

thing in common: the suppression of your natural immune system. Now, if

you've been following along and you don't have cancer yet from doing

everything mentioned here, and you want to increase your odds even

further, the very best thing you can do is actually get chemotherapy or

radiation therapy. All you have to do is go to an oncologist and tell

them that you think you have cancer, and they may find some reason to

put you on chemotherapy or radiation therapy. These therapies do such an

outstanding job of destroying the human immune system that you might

find yourself experiencing multiple cases of cancer at various sites

throughout your body in the subsequent months and years. Chemotherapy is

perhaps the most effective method known to modern science for destroying

the human immune system other than working at Chernobyl during a nuclear

accident. So, if you're looking to contract cancer as quickly as

possible, make sure that you get chemotherapy into your life as early as

you can.

 

By combining all of these strategies, you should be able to give

yourself cancer without much effort on your part and without having to

wait too long. After all, it would be a shame to die from natural causes

and not have the opportunity to " invest " in the R & D efforts of

pharmaceutical companies who peddle anti-cancer drugs.

 

Are you crazy?

 

You might be asking me, " Why on earth am I writing an article that tells

people how to give themselves cancer? " The answer is because virtually

all Americans are following this plan right now, today. They are giving

themselves cancer step by step by using precisely the detailed plan that

I have outlined here. And when they are suddenly diagnosed with cancer,

they have a puzzled look on their faces and ask, " Gee, why do I have

cancer? " The answer is because they've been following the cancer plan as

outlined in this article -- all the foods they've eaten, their lifestyle

choices, lack of exercise, lack of sunlight, smoking habits and reliance

on chemotherapy and other radical western medical procedures has, in

fact, accelerated their cancer and put them in the position they're in

today.

All I've really done here in this article is described the plan most

Americans are already following. This is the pro-cancer plan that's

actually promoted by brand-name food manufacturers, pharmaceutical

companies, and most of conventional medicine. For example, how many

doctors are still screaming for people to avoid sunlight like it was the

plague? Practically all of them, last time I checked. It's almost as if

the entire medical community actually wanted the population to get

cancer. Sadly, the entire anti-cancer campaign of conventional medicine

seems to be limited to three words: " Don't smoke tobacco. "

 

Of course, most individuals aren't really interested in contracting

cancer. They'd rather prevent cancer or even reverse cancer, and now

after learning how to give yourself cancer, the process for avoiding

that is fairly straightforward: don't do any of the things that have

been mentioned in this article. That is, avoid smoking; get plenty of

sunlight; get outstanding nutrition (see related ebook on nutrition) and

avoid all food ingredients that are known to promote cancer such as

sodium nitrite, hydrogenated oils, refined carbohydrates and chemical

additives. Also avoid chemotherapy since it is the most powerful way we

know of to destroy the human immune system, thereby leaving you more

vulnerable to cancer.

 

I present this information as a unique way to get the point across to

people that if they don't want to have cancer in their lifetimes, they

need to get off the cancer plan and get on to a plan that actually

prevents this terrible disease.

 

 

--

Diana Gonzalez

 

 

 

 

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