OT: The One Flaw in Women

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I hope the format is not offenseive, I thought it inspirational

enough to pass along to all my sisters.

Lady Moon

 

 

 

THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN:

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working

overtime. An angel appeared and said, " Why are you spending so much

time on

this one? "

 

And the Lord answered, " Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has

to be

completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts,

all

replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap

that can

hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything

from a

scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only

two

hands. "

 

The angel was astounded at the requirements. " Only two hands!? No

way! And

that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day..

Wait

until tomorrow to finish. "

 

" But I won't, " the Lord protested. " I am so close to finishing this

creation

that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she

is sick

AND can work 18 hour days. "

 

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. " But you have made her

so

soft, Lord. "

 

She is soft, " the Lord agreed, " but I have also made her tough. You

have no

idea what she can endure or accomplish. "

 

" Will she be able to think? " , asked the angel.

 

The Lord replied, " Not only will she be able to think, she will be

able to

reason and negotiate. "

 

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the

woman's

cheek. " Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you

that

you were trying to put too much into this one. "

 

" That's not a leak, " the Lord corrected, " that's a tear! "

 

" What's the tear for? " the angel asked.

 

The Lord said, " The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her

sorrow, her

pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her

pride. "

 

The angel was impressed. " You are a genius, Lord. You thought of

everything!

Woman is truly amazing. "

 

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships

and

they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile

when

they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when

they are

 

happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they

believe in.

They stand up to injustice. They don't take " no " for an answer when

they

believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family

can

have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

 

They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and

cheer when

their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth

or a

wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the

loss of a

family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no

strength

left.

 

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come

in all

shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to

show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes

the

world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have

compassion and

ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women

have

vital things to say and everything to give.

 

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN: IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR

WORTH.