Healthy Computing Ebook

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Good day Dear Brothers and Sisters,

 

Its Monday, March 29th, 2010

 

 

 

 

What is the right posture to use while working on a computer?

What is the distance at one should sit from the

monitor..??

What should be the height to place the keyboard??

 

If you thought these things didn't matter, think again ..

They can be the difference between whether you suffer from the

Carpal

tunnel Syndrome and a host of other

computer related

health concerns ..

 

Download this ebook and give it a good read ...

 

You owe it to your healthAnd while you are downloading it, Here are some Little Johnny jokes to get your daily medicine

 

 

A new teacher was trying to

make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself

beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the

cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~ A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was

concerned that his students might be a little confused

about Jesus Christ

because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He

wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus

occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked

his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" > *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little

Johnny quickly replied, "NBC,

CBS, HBO

and the Cartoon Network!" ~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class,

seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife!" *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~* Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted

criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to

a picture

and asked if it really was the photo of a

wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you

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