Guest guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 to all the group members for a little fun and laughs Mry - Dimi Darmos Sam Christou ; rose ; Maria Stathopoulos ; laz ; JCScotland ; Hardmax Pty. Ltd. ; Effie ; Athena Darmos Friday, May 02, 2008 8:01 PM Fw: The Koala and the Lizard - Joanne Tribe Gloria ; dimidarmos ; Reception - Mordialloc ; Dorothy Alexandrou ; Tina McCance ; Marika Zafos ; yota n Friday, May 02, 2008 11:07 AM FW: The Koala and the Lizard Jade Quinn Friday, 2 May 2008 11:04 AMFW: The Koala and the Lizard A koala is sitting up in a gum tree... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, 'Hey Koala ! What are you doing?' The koala says: 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says ' Hey you!' So the koala looks down at him and says: 'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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