Guest guest Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Five doctors were out duck hunting. A bird flew over and the general practioner said, " I think that is a duck, " and so he took aim and started to shoot . . . but then he lowered his gun and said, " I better get a second opinion " . Another bird flew over and the pediatrician said, " I think this one is a duck too, " and he took aim and started to shoot . . . . only to lower his gun and say " but he might have a mother somewhere " A third bird flew over and the psychiatrist said, " I think this one is a duck too, " and he took aim and started to shoot . . . . but then he too lowered his gun and said, " but he may not think he is a duck " . Then a fourth bird flew over and the surgeon immediately raised his gun and shot the bird and then turned to the pathologist standing next to him and said, " go find out if that was a duck " . oleander soup , robert-blau wrote: > > The bad part of it is the ring of truth . . . > > My Health > > Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure > was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't > feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated > and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors... > Fill your plate with bright colors... > greens, yellows, reds, etc. > > I went right home and ate an > entire bowl of M & M's > > And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right > could be so easy. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Tony this is the best i readed 3 times and i laugh now iam still laughing, may the universe be with you. regards Mary - Tony oleander soup Sunday, September 23, 2007 1:07 AM Joke of the day - part deaux Five doctors were out duck hunting.A bird flew over and the general practioner said, "I think that is aduck," and so he took aim and started to shoot . . . but then helowered his gun and said, "I better get a second opinion".Another bird flew over and the pediatrician said, "I think this one isa duck too," and he took aim and started to shoot . . . . only tolower his gun and say "but he might have a mother somewhere"A third bird flew over and the psychiatrist said, "I think this one isa duck too," and he took aim and started to shoot . . . . but then hetoo lowered his gun and said, "but he may not think he is a duck".Then a fourth bird flew over and the surgeon immediately raised hisgun and shot the bird and then turned to the pathologist standing nextto him and said, "go find out if that was a duck".Tonyoleander soup , robert-blau wrote:>> The bad part of it is the ring of truth . . .> > My Health > > Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My bloodpressure > was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't> feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated> and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors...> Fill your plate with bright colors... > greens, yellows, reds, etc. > > I went right home and ate an> entire bowl of M & M's > > And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right> could be so easy.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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