Nutrition and Heart Attacks. Latest Research

[Guest guest]

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION AND HEALTH

 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on

nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those

conflicting nutritional studies.

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks

than Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than

Americans.

 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks than Americans.

 

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

than Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats

and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is

apparently what kills you.

[Guest guest]

LOL! Great one, Ed!

 

That means that what I consumed during the campout this weekend was

not so bad for me after all.

 

And I was not speaking English either. I was speaking East Texan.

 

 

oleander soup , " ed4soup " <ed4636 wrote:

>

> THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION AND HEALTH

>

> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on

> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those

> conflicting nutritional studies.

>

> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks

> than Americans.

>

> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than

> Americans.

>

> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart

> attacks than Americans.

>

> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

> than Americans.

>

> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats

> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

>

> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is

> apparently what kills you.

>