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I've already suggested that the author of this hoax should post the fact that it is a satire at the beginning of the message and not the end.

Thanks,

Sandra Lance, D.C.

Atlanta/Huntsville, Alabama

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Bea Bernhausen

Friday, December 31, 2004 1:49 AM

Re: (unknown)

 

Can't find this story anywhere where it had been posted (it's been scrubbed from Rense)---Rita "Goodstory"????? No such writer for Denver Post---Methinks this is a hoaxMadcowCoverup <k_t723 wrote:

that is what I'm talkin bout , get them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Colorado Judge Arrested By Citizen Militia Denver Post by Rita Goodstory. staff writer December 27, 2004 Denver CO - Once again, four members of the Americans for Justice Militia entered a judge's office to place a sitting judge under arrest. At 9:45 this morning the small, unarmed group arrived at the 2nd District Court (1437 Bannock Street), flashed their AJM credentials, and instructed the clerk to escort them to Judge Wilson's office.Judge Wilson was read the charges and was peacefully arrested by Denver AJM members Tom Cooley, William Adamson, Jeffrey Wilson (no relation), and Cynthia Washington. The four calmly walked the arrested judge without handcuffs to the neighboring police station for booking and incarceration, pending a bail hearing. Police Captain Hermano Gutierrez refused to comment, but William Anderson, a senior AJM member, read the following statement for the media: "Judges in Denver and throughout Colorado were first put on notice by Rick Stanley in 2002. Every judge has taken an oath to uphold and defend the constitutions of the United States and the State of Colorado, and the citizens of Colorado have the right and the duty to enforce that oath. Judges who show blatant disregard for the law are held accountable to the law, if not by our hired servants in government then by the citizens themselves. Regretably, this is our nineteenth arrest. We would prefer this to be the last, but that is entirely up to the judges."

The militia dispersed by 10:15 a.m. when they returned to their full-time jobs as store clerk (Cooley), programmer (Adamson), elementary school teacher (Wilson), and peace officer (Washington).

 

 

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They probably get more people to read it by not announcing what it is. THAT would be like much of the media, reporting of events, in this case-pseudo events, in its desire to report things that appeal to the least common denominator to get more people reading the article.

 

Ed

 

 

DrLance [DrLance] Friday, December 31, 2004 7:34 AM ; rickSubject: Satire

 

I've already suggested that the author of this hoax should post the fact that it is a satire at the beginning of the message and not the end.

Thanks,

Sandra Lance, D.C.

Atlanta/Huntsville, Alabama

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Bea Bernhausen

Friday, December 31, 2004 1:49 AM

Re: (unknown)

 

Can't find this story anywhere where it had been posted (it's been scrubbed from Rense)---Rita "Goodstory"????? No such writer for Denver Post---Methinks this is a hoaxMadcowCoverup <k_t723 wrote:

that is what I'm talkin bout , get them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Colorado Judge Arrested By Citizen Militia Denver Post by Rita Goodstory. staff writer December 27, 2004 Denver CO - Once again, four members of the Americans for Justice Militia entered a judge's office to place a sitting judge under arrest. At 9:45 this morning the small, unarmed group arrived at the 2nd District Court (1437 Bannock Street), flashed their AJM credentials, and instructed the clerk to escort them to Judge Wilson's office.Judge Wilson was read the charges and was peacefully arrested by Denver AJM members Tom Cooley, William Adamson, Jeffrey Wilson (no relation), and Cynthia Washington. The four calmly walked the arrested judge without handcuffs to the neighboring police station for booking and incarceration, pending a bail hearing. Police Captain Hermano Gutierrez refused to comment, but William Anderson, a senior AJM member, read the following statement for the media: "Judges in Denver and throughout Colorado were first put on notice by Rick Stanley in 2002. Every judge has taken an oath to uphold and defend the constitutions of the United States and the State of Colorado, and the citizens of Colorado have the right and the duty to enforce that oath. Judges who show blatant disregard for the law are held accountable to the law, if not by our hired servants in government then by the citizens themselves. Regretably, this is our nineteenth arrest. We would prefer this to be the last, but that is entirely up to the judges."

The militia dispersed by 10:15 a.m. when they returned to their full-time jobs as store clerk (Cooley), programmer (Adamson), elementary school teacher (Wilson), and peace officer (Washington).

 

 

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But it's a nice thought....Ed Siceloff <siceloff wrote:

 

They probably get more people to read it by not announcing what it is. THAT would be like much of the media, reporting of events, in this case-pseudo events, in its desire to report things that appeal to the least common denominator to get more people reading the article.

 

Ed

 

 

DrLance [DrLance] Friday, December 31, 2004 7:34 AM ; rickSubject: Satire

 

I've already suggested that the author of this hoax should post the fact that it is a satire at the beginning of the message and not the end.

Thanks,

Sandra Lance, D.C.

Atlanta/Huntsville, Alabama

--- Original Message -----

 

Bea Bernhausen

Friday, December 31, 2004 1:49 AM

Re: (unknown)

 

Can't find this story anywhere where it had been posted (it's been scrubbed from Rense)---Rita "Goodstory"????? No such writer for Denver Post---Methinks this is a hoaxMadcowCoverup <k_t723 wrote:

that is what I'm talkin bout , get them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Colorado Judge Arrested By Citizen Militia Denver Post by Rita Goodstory. staff writer December 27, 2004 Denver CO - Once again, four members of the Americans for Justice Militia entered a judge's office to place a sitting judge under arrest. At 9:45 this morning the small, unarmed group arrived at the 2nd District Court (1437 Bannock Street), flashed their AJM credentials, and instructed the clerk to escort them to Judge Wilson's office.Judge Wilson was read the charges and was peacefully arrested by Denver AJM members Tom Cooley, William Adamson, Jeffrey Wilson (no relation), and Cynthia Washington. The four calmly walked the arrested judge without handcuffs to the neighboring police station for booking and incarceration, pending a bail hearing. Police Captain

Hermano Gutierrez refused to comment, but William Anderson, a senior AJM member, read the following statement for the media: "Judges in Denver and throughout Colorado were first put on notice by Rick Stanley in 2002. Every judge has taken an oath to uphold and defend the constitutions of the United States and the State of Colorado, and the citizens of Colorado have the right and the duty to enforce that oath. Judges who show blatant disregard for the law are held accountable to the law, if not by our hired servants in government then by the citizens themselves. Regretably, this is our nineteenth arrest. We would prefer this to be the last, but that is entirely up to the judges."

The militia dispersed by 10:15 a.m. when they returned to their full-time jobs as store clerk (Cooley), programmer (Adamson), elementary school teacher (Wilson), and peace officer (Washington).

 

 

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Namaste,

I guess that the authors name was not a big enough clue for most

people, well just so that you know it fooled more than 1 mainstream

media outlet and I laughed til my gut hurt, then I laughed some

more , but as much as some would love to dog me for being the

author , sorry it was not me, most are simply upset that it was not

true as much as they would have loved it to be

did anyone bother to search the title? just curious why no one

found the 86000 hits associated with the title , some of which

would tell ya what the FED thinks of your individuality

Ed what's up where ya been?

karl

 

In , Bea Bernhausen

<beabernhausen> wrote:

> But it's a nice thought....

>

> Ed Siceloff <siceloff@e...> wrote:They probably get more people to

read it by not announcing what it is. THAT would be like much of

the media, reporting of events, in this case-pseudo events, in its

desire to report things that appeal to the least common denominator

to get more people reading the article.

>

> Ed

>

>

>

> DrLance@j... [DrLance@j...]

> Friday, December 31, 2004 7:34 AM

> ; rick@s...

> Satire

>

>

>

> I've already suggested that the author of this hoax should post

the fact that it is a satire at the beginning of the message and not

the end.

> Thanks,

> Sandra Lance, D.C.

> Atlanta/Huntsville, Alabama

> --- Original Message -----

> Bea Bernhausen

>

> Friday, December 31, 2004 1:49 AM

> Re: (unknown)

>

>

> Can't find this story anywhere where it had been posted (it's been

scrubbed from Rense)---Rita " Goodstory " ????? No such writer for

Denver Post---Methinks this is a hoax

>

> MadcowCoverup <k_t723> wrote: that is what I'm talkin

bout , get them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> Colorado Judge Arrested By Citizen Militia

>

> Denver Post

> by Rita Goodstory. staff writer

> December 27, 2004

>

> Denver CO - Once again, four members of the Americans for

Justice Militia entered a judge's office to place a sitting judge

under arrest. At 9:45 this morning the small, unarmed group

arrived at the 2nd District Court (1437 Bannock Street), flashed

their AJM credentials, and instructed the clerk to escort them to

Judge Wilson's office.

>

> Judge Wilson was read the charges and was peacefully arrested by

Denver AJM members Tom Cooley, William Adamson, Jeffrey Wilson

(no relation), and Cynthia Washington. The four calmly walked the

arrested judge without handcuffs to the neighboring police station

for booking and incarceration, pending a bail hearing. Police

Captain Hermano Gutierrez refused to comment, but William Anderson,

a senior AJM member, read the following statement for

> the media:

>

> " Judges in Denver and throughout Colorado were first put on

notice by Rick Stanley in 2002. Every judge has taken an oath to

uphold and defend the constitutions of the United States and

> the State of Colorado, and the citizens of Colorado have the

right and the duty to enforce that oath. Judges who show blatant

disregard for the law are held accountable to the law, if not by our

hired servants in government then by the citizens themselves.

Regretably, this is our nineteenth arrest. We would prefer this to

be the last, but that is entirely up to the judges. "

> The militia dispersed by 10:15 a.m. when they returned to their

full-time jobs as store clerk (Cooley), programmer (Adamson),

elementary school teacher (Wilson), and peace

> officer (Washington).

>

>

>

>

>

>

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