Cemetery.....(This is Cute)

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old

 

pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day,

 

two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by

 

the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

 

 

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"

 

said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

 

 

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.

 

As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside

 

the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure

 

enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for

 

you, one for me." He just knew what it was.

 

"Oh my", he shuddered, "it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at

 

the cemetery."

 

He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around

 

the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling

 

along. Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't

 

believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at

 

the cemetery dividing up the souls."

 

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard

 

for me to walk." But when the boy insisted, the man hobbled to the

 

cemetery.

 

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for

 

you, one for me..."

 

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the

 

truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord himself."

 

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet

 

were still unable to see anything. The old man and the

 

boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence

 

tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

 

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one

 

last "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's

 

go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

 

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5

 

minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.